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    The Oompa Loompa Look

    By Sparky | June 8, 2008

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    Having recently graduated from college, I noticed a trend that was becoming very popular a few years back. This trend was the Oompa Loompa Tan. Stupid girls intent on looking a sexy bronze during a Maine winter, slather on the fake tan lotion to the point of turning themselves the color of an overripe Sunkist. And there’s really no disputing it either. These girls aren’t just subtly orange. They’re a deep, only seen in the paint isle at Kelly Moore tangerine color. You know, in the isle of colors that no one buys. And the girls who do it are consistently orange, long after a single mistaken overdose of Rite-Aid insto-tan should have worn off.

    Meaning that these girls are repeatedly making themselves look like something that looks like it belongs in a fruit basket you send to someone you don’t like very much. This leads me to believe that it’s an actual style that these girls are trying to emulate. Then they further along the kabuki disaster by wearing that light silvery lipstick that make them look like a chapped lip crack addict.

    Since when is this a sexy look? Why would you emulate a ridiculous, over the top, slightly ridiculous character from a movie made over 35 years ago? Whoever invented this trend, probably at a halloween party or perhaps a drunk shaming incident, is probably laughing his or her ass of right now. To be fair, a lot of the girls that turn themselves orange aren’t particularly the brightest crayon in the box to begin with so perhaps I shouldn’t make fun. At least the oompa loompas sang cool songs.

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    Topics: Rants, Sparky | 2 Comments »

    2 Responses to “The Oompa Loompa Look”

    1. Asherz Says:
      January 8th, 2009 at 9:56 am

      lolz.. i love it.. at the mo im orange because of bad fake tan.. NEVER AGAIN.. lol.. but it is funny tho.. x x

    2. lovely Says:
      February 4th, 2010 at 8:05 pm

      fuck u!! this is bullshit yamambas rule!! >:O